Everyone (2004)

Many aspects of the gay lifestyle baffle the common heterosexual male, but none more so than the fervent insistence by rabid inverts upon the right to become married. What can our hissy brethren be thinking? Has their avid pile-driving impacted their brains to such an extent that they have lost the ability to process the obvious? Marriage is a bummer for Everyone (2004). Bum boys are sure to discover that the connubial throes won’t be any less free of ecstasy for them than for their breeder counterparts. The boy-boy betrothed of Everyone stand with one foot each upon the altar of matrimony. The film allows the fellas to take a look around at the legally wed losers among their families and friends. It’s not too late to jump back and run for your load-loving lives.