Eastbound & Down (2009-2013)

From Jody Hill and Danny McBride, the men behind the acclaimed independent comedy The Foot Fist Way (2006), Eastbound & Down is an HBO comedy that features McBride as Kenny Powers, a washed-up, rehabbed, racist, disgraced former MLB pitcher whose fastball has flamed out. The disastrous end to his career leads him back to his hometown, where he's stuck working as a substitute gym teacher and living with his brother's uptight family. But you can't keep a red blooded American like Kenny down. Soon enough, he's planning a comeback to the big show, re-finding his form in lesser leagues in Mexico and Myrtle Beach, working on his motivational speaking tape, and even beginning a second career as a sports television personality. But no matter what he does, Kenny Powers is gonna kick ass at it. Because, as the man once said, "I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a damn scientist." Thanks to being on HBO, the show blessed us with all sorts of top notch T&A. In the first season, Kenny attempts to reconnect with his hot former flame April (Katy Mixon), and while he does find some success, it seems that he, as well as we, have been duped. The tits she shows off in the first season's final episode belong to a body double. If that fake out doesn't satisfy you, go back to the first episode, where Sylvia Jefferies gets topless on a jet ski. We'd sure like to go to third base with that sex-kitten! In season two, Kenny Powers ditches his dead-end gym teacher gig and flees to Mexico for a similarly dead-end minor league baseball gig. There, he meets hot tamale Ana de la Reguera and her even more ass-tastic butt double Vida Guerra, who bares some Anatomy-Award-winning thongage in episode 9. Kenny strikes out with Ana, but Kenny's dopey sidekick Stevie (Steve Little) hits a home run with their downstairs neighbor, the busty which has us feeling all sorts of thrusty, Maria (Lisa de Razzo), who doffs her top in episodes 10 and 13. All that nudity will have you reaching southbound and down!