Dracula 3D (2012)

Italian horror legend Dario Argento delivers a blood-drenched spin on the classic vampire tale in Dracula (2012). This 3D cheese-fest faithfully follows the plot of Stoker's original novel as Johnathan Harker (Unax Ulgade) journeys to the Transylvanian countryside to visit the castle inhabited by Count Dracula (Thomas Krestschmann) and his three seductive Brides (Miriam Giovanelli, Maria Cristina Heller, Morgane Slemp).  Harker barely escapes with his life, but the trouble is just beginning for him, his fiancee Mina (Marta Gastini) and her gal pal Lucy (Asia Argento). In true Argento fashion, Dracula is as bare as it is bloody with full nudity from Miriam Giovanelli and Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer (and the director's daughter!) Asia Argento. If you want to Asia in all her flawless beauty, look no further than the 47-minute mark, where Dracula gives Asia some fangs for the mammaries when her right breast comes out from a top down view. Less than ten minutes later you can see every inch of this hottie when she stands naked in the tub so her servant can scrub her down. How can the average guy get a job like that!? Miriam gets fully nude at the 32-minute mark, where she pops her top to hypnotize a meal, then as soon as the Drac arrives and interrupts snack time we get some great looks at her bush and butt. Now THAT's a snack! You can also see her marvelous melons in a scene where she rolls around in a pile of hay. Seems uncomfortable but we'll take it!