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Dita Von Teese: Hardcore Lesbian Dildo Fuck and More

You can't spell tease without Dita Von Teese, not that you'd spell it correctly, but here spelling doesn't count, sex does. This kinky tempress does it every which way and you'll lose your mind and your load. So don't forget to clean up after yourself, bad boy. Dita Von Teese in Andrew Blake Five Stars (2009) let's her girlfriend us the heel of her stiletto to fuck her pussy. It's a good thing that heel is actually a black dildo, though any color would do. Later on, Dita is Von Solo, as she fingers her hairless snatch to the beat of some electronic music that will make you blow more than a fuse. Dita is a live doll, but in Saint Francis (2007) she plays a dead one. Regardless, dead or alive, she's always topless. Good girl. Dressed in fetish gear Dita Von Teese in Romancing Sara (1995) ties up her male lover and proceeds to lose the wardrobe and wear his dick, much to everyone's pleasure. Dita Von Teese in CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (2000) carrys on in the fashion she's most famous for: burlesque, stripping out of her sparkly outfit and into a giant champagne glass. We'll drink to that. She puts the broad back in Old Broadway. And we’d like to put something in her, but until we can we’ll watch these clips and put our hard-on in our hands and stroke ourselves raw in appreciation of her rah-rahs and cooter and everything else she has.

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