In Dingle, Barry (2005), Barry Shurchin stars as Barry Dingle, one of the most unfortunately named protagonists to ever grace the silver screen. The unlucky schlub is likewise cursed with a meddling mother who’s intent on marrying him off to the daughter of a prominent senator. The plan backfires spectacularly, however, when sad sap Dingle ends up being accused of the trashy drug-and-hump. The poor dude certainly deserves a break, and while lurid peeks at Linda Sebastion and Melissa Sibilia might not compensate for a lifetime of humiliation and misfortune, they certainly can’t hurt.