Deep Red (1975)

Deep Red (1975) at first worried us, being color blind and all, but that’s okay. It’s not a theory class, but a gore-filled and violent mystery/suspense picture from the king of sleaze Dario Argento. It’s the story of a jazz pianist who witnesses a grisly murder and spends the film teamed up with a reporter trying to solve the murders. We get to murder some sperm thanks to Macha Meril, who exposes her left breast after she is removed from the window glass shards on which she is impaled. It’s not our idea of good skin, but we’re not going to moralize.