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Decoys: The Second Seduction

Decoys: The Second Seduction (2007)

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Beware the blonde babe in the sparkly eye paint and the sharp silver leather, for she's more than a bimbo . . . she's a bimbalien! The Decoys are back in Decoys: The Second Seduction (2006), the sequel to the funny space-chick flick Decoys (2004). The second coming of these super-breastical extraterrestrials is much like the first, in that they must make men come to keep their race alive. But once they mate, the going isn't so great, because doing it with Miss Universe can leave you cold: Each Decoy comes fully equipped with death-grip tentacles that explode from her nodes and freeze you stiff. Led by Kim Poirier, the Decoys descend on a college campus looking for coitus, and no one knows what lies beneath the teats save Luke (Corey Sevier), one of the thawed otter pops from the first film. But poor, unlucky Luke has been declared loony--no one believes his tales of E.T.&A. Dina Meyer is on fire as his psychiatrist, so perhaps Luke is luckier than he lets on. If this is insanity, lock us up, please, and bring on the mammaries!