Dandelions (1974)

Tired of watching everybody else have all the fun, a cuckolded sailor takes a tour of the local red-light district in the German exploitation classic Dandelions (1974). Action star Rutger Hauer stars as Rick, a boozin’ seafarer who’s hardly had time to find his land legs before he learns that his wife’s been keeping his side of the bed warm in his absence. Poor Rick doesn’t spend long feeling sorry for himself--instead he heads into town for some rockin’ with a local band and some rollin’ with beauties played by Shirley Corrigan and Dagmar Lassander. Lassander treats our hero to some acrobatic sex on a brass bed that’s not the only thing bouncing.