DALLAS: Women of the Classic CBS Nighttime Soap Nude
Is that a 10-gallon hat or are you just happy to see all the sexy ladys of Dallas naked? You don't have to answer, just moan once for yes and two for no.
The invisible hand of God answers our prayers and removes the clothing of Victoria Principal in The Naked Ape (1972), but she's a bit far for our banana to reach. A bit of nip later in life, but still as sexy, from Victoria Principal in Love in Another Town (1997). She shot J.R. and here as she again pulls out her gun a nip is slipped from Mary Crosby in Deadly Innocents (1990). Hazy haunches and blurry hooters from Deborah Shelton in Nemesis (1993). The tits of Deborah Shelton in Koritsia me vromika heria (1977). In any language they're hot. Lindsay Bloom in H.O.T.S. (1979) shows her plumes. Rah-rah-rah! In Sixpack Annie (1975) she shows her cans. Drink up. Caught in bed and naked as her boyfriend gets a beating, Danone Camden in Trapped (1982) is worth beating off to. Some T&A from Barbara Carrera in Embryo (1976). In I, the Jury (1982) we plead guilty as charged to gawking her hooters. As a Bond girl she shows her boobs briefly in Never Say Never Again (1983). A futuristic shower scene from Joanna Cassidy in Blade Runner (1982) will get your hot water running. While in Night Games (1980) she shows her daytime ass. We don't know about the creep, but Lois Chiles in Creepshow 2 (1987) definitely shows her small wonders.
Dallas gals will make you big as Texas.