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Cutthroat Island

Cutthroat Island (1995)

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You’d think that since The Pirate Movie (1982), Yellowbeard (1983) and Pirates (1986) all flopped at the box office, footing the bill for another pirate flick would be totally out of the question. But director Renny Harlin was happy to produce Cutthroat Island (1995) for his then-wife Geena Davis. Set on a tall ship in 1668, the swashbuckling adventure follows Morgan Adams (Davis) in search of a pirate’s booty (spoiler alert: we find hers instead). Unfortunately, part of the treasure map is tattooed on the back of her recently departed dad’s head. As she sets off to find the other pieces, she springs a petty thief, William Shaw (Matthew Modine), out of prison to make use of his Latin translating skills. Of course, they’re not the only ones after the bounty. Morgan’s evil Uncle Dawg (Frank Langella) is hunting for it too. Obviously, swordplay ensues! Throughout the course of the story, we can see Geena’s corseted cleavage. Ahoy, mateys! If that’s not titillating enough, we also get a glimpse of the historic hottie’s coin slot when her character pulls her breeches over her nude glutes one hour and 35-minutes in. Even though Ms. Davis will have you at full mast, she couldn’t win the critics over. In addition to poor reviews, the movie tanked in ticket sales. In fact, Guinness World Records listed the pic as the biggest box office bomb of all time. To be fair, this doesn’t include the interest it earned in spank banks all over the globe. Argh!