Crusade of Vengeance (2002)

Few weapons are more effective against marauding medieval hordes than the protective maternal instinct coupled with a broadsword. The swift savagery of the double-bladed justice meted out by the slaying avenger of Crusade of Vengeance (2002) is remarkable and breathtaking to behold, not least because the instrument of this destruction is a woman, and a mother at that. Beyond that she is a mother who arouses, along with unbridled blood lust, a more tender passion, an urge to indulge in the après-battle cuddle, which, unfortunately for them, is a dream that will never come true for the legions of miscreants dispatched by her razor-sharp phallus substitute. The creeps never should have kidnapped this fierce and fine mom’s child.