Some wondrous works of nature last but a fleeting second, a mere blink of an eye over the annals of time. Alas, beauty blossoms, fades and dies all too soon without an eye ever to perceive its splendor… In other words, if Cristy Anna hadn’t gotten naked in her one and only movie, the world would have been deprived of all her glorious natural beauty, top to bottom, stem to stern and even all the fuzzy parts in between! She ranks right up there with the Most Skinful of the bunch! Her only Skinematic appearance was in the very-nearly X-Rated Midnight Plowboy, brought to an anxious Drive-In audience in 1971 by noted porno auteur Bethel G. Buckalew. (He happens to be the genius that brought us such classics as The Pigkeeper’s Daughter and Sassy Sue.) In any case, Cristy landed a plum role as one of the many girl-next-door-cute naked hookers in the flick, which, of course, led to some serious Skinage--from just about everyone in the cast… If you’re having a difficult time telling which naked hooker is Cristy, watch for the one who shows her meat-drapes whilst in the back of the “sex van.” If that’s not X-Rated, then we’d like to see the part of the film that was trimmed out! Or, perhaps the trim, out on film!
