Coochie Cutters (Chicks in Short Shorts)

Who wears short shorts? The women on this playlist wear short shorts—and not much else. Skinjoy! Both Laura Harring and Naomi Watts get topless to get lez-tastically intimate in Mulholland Dr. Don’t blink or you’ll miss a flash of Bijou Phillips’ lips in Bully. She’s sporting some silver shorts, but Leticia Dolera doesn’t have use for a top in Semen: una historia de amor. It’s two for the price of one when Nina Kate and Jacquelina Cardinale shake their hips, bare their tits, and share a smooch in Alpha House. The Haunting of Whaley House gives us some amazing rack from Mindy Robinson. A photo session heats up when Kari Wuhrer gets topless in An Occasional Hell. The stripper stage heats up when Jenae Altschwager strips off her top in Stripper Academy. Four boobies are better than two, thanks to Michelle Bauer and Karen Russell in Dr. Alien. Tara Strohmeier wows us with her rack Hollywood Boulevard. Ruby Larocca loses her shorts and shows some ass in Skin Crawl. There’s no nudity, but Keri Russell teases some wet see-through in Eight Days a Week. Pamela Anderson shows nothing in Baywatch. Drew Barrymore teases next to nothing while shooting a gun in Guncrazy. A garage sale gives us a teasing look at some cleavage from Rose McGowan in Devil in the Flesh. Michelle Trachtenberg shows nothing while sunbathing in Beautiful Ohio. You want to see skin from Nicollette Sheridan? Too bad. Check her out in her short shorts as she washes her car in Desperate Housewives. Banging blonde Jessica Simpson shows off her bikini top-clad body in The Dukes of Hazzard. These celebrity babes in short shorts will get you long and hard!