Since starting her career on The Mickey Mouse Club in 1992, Christina Aguilera wasted no time once she grew up to shed her ears and sex up her image. In an ongoing who's-hotter competition with fellow post-pubescent pop princess (and ex-Mouskatease) Britney Spears, Christina accidentally let loose a wayward areola on MTV's Diary, and she continued to wow the pubic-hopeful public with an assortment of rump-shaking music videos such as "Dirrty" and her evermore scantily attired live appearances. Now that she's a married woman with a baby boy, fans have been watching in skinticipation as her inflated milk duds threaten to burst free of her still-skimpy stage costumes. Now that's MILFy . . . and milky!