Oh, to be the mirror of hot-pants singing sensation Christina Aguilera! Certainly the sight of the multi-octave songstress onstage and behind the scenes during her made-for-television concert special Christina Aguilera: My Reflection (2000) as she writhes to and fro while encased in body-hugging apparel that presents her flesh like the savory and spicy meat within a sausage skin should be joy enough for anyone. Still, there is no harm, and much good, in imagining a position as the all-seeing glass before which this sinfully sweet warbler squeezes her luscious curves into those revealing garments.