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Today marks an important day here at Mr. Skin HQ - it's the day that a new bevy of beauties takes over at the Oval Orifice for the next four years, showcasing their skinpactful careers. While we will miss the Erection winners of 2012, we're excited to start a new fapter in history. To help inaugurate our new President Erect, Attorney Genital, Secretary of DD-Fense, and more, check out the winners of this year's Erection at our official Erection page.

It was a close call for many orifices, with the tightest being our Vice President Erect Shailene Woodley just barely pulling out ahead of Ashley Greene by a mere 3 votes!!! Every vote really does count!

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We'd like to extend a big thank you to all of our passionate voters - we rely on you all to pull your levers so that we can spread T&A from sea to shining sea every four years. As promised, we are rewarding one lucky voter with a 55” Samsung 4K TV: Jason W! Congrats, Jason - we hope you use your new toy to fast forward to the good parts over and over again. 

Happy Erection Day, everyone!