Let's call it 'landscaping'

The strategic placement of flowers is sometimes incredible and sometimes exasperating, depending entirely on the context. This, I fear, falls into the latter category, but it's still something. The good news is that she is technically nude, and these photos are most definitely sexy. Actually, when I think back on all of the naked-but-obscured-with-an-innocuous-object photoshoots I've seen from big models over the years, the takeaway is clear: The photographers are the lucky ones that get to see everything. We've all picked the wrong job.