When the guys behind Penthouse made the ultra-horny historical drama Caligula (1979), they recruited Gore Vidal to write the story, and master of showing Italian ass Tinto Brass to handle the directing. Bolstered by controversy, it was a big hit in the places it was allowed to be screened, so it wasn't long before the ripoffs were hitting the cinemas. While it doesn't have the A-list talent Brass' flick does, the best of these knocker filled knockoffs is likely Joe D'Amato's film, which many believe to be even better than Brass', Caligula: The Untold Story (1982). David Brandon plays Gaius Caesar Caligula in this one, as we watch him terrorize his people, his political rivals, and eventually murder a young woman named Livia (Fabiola Toledo). Probably because people kept making fun of his first name. Caligula tries to frame some Christians for the killing, but nobody buys it, and soon enough Livia's Egyptian bestie Miriam (Laura Gemser) shows up looking for revenge. She's pretty shocked at what's become of Rome. There are wild parties where women are presented as sex slaves, some ladies have to pleasure horses for the viewing pleasure of some super weird dudes, and soon enough there's a giant orgy that Miriam volunteers to take part in to get close to Cal. Caligula falls in love with her during the group sex, only to end up killing her too. This guy just won't stop. But you can't go around causing that much chaos before somebody takes you out, so soon enough Caligula's goose is cooked. Holy Toledo is Fabia hot as Livia! The best part of the Gore Vidal ripoff is when her clothes are ripped off by Caligula, and we see her bush and boobs! Ulla Luna is even more wiling to show her skin, showing all three B's while trying to seduce a soldier. But the real gem of the flick is Laura Gemser, who shows kitty and titty while taking part in the giant orgy, and pleasuring herself with a little Egyptian statue! We'd sure like to replace taht Sphinx with or dinks! Truth be told, you won't be able to get enough of Caligula: The Untold Story!