David Duchovny bangs anything that moves in Californication, the Showtime series that depicts a writer lost in the sauce of sex and booze. Sounds like fun. To prove that it is, there are loads of lewd and nude clips for the record, starting with Eva Amurri. Her massive, natural rack melts our hearts and hardens our parts, and probably wets David’s sheets since he’s dreaming of her stripping. No wonder he’s creaming, er, dreaming about her, considering Eva plays his student, whose studious boobies flopped in his face during a lap dance. Teacher’s pet could use some heavy petting. Alyssa LeBlanc and Bridgetta Tomarchio join Eva to stiffen David’s Goliath in the next clip when he walks into a room to see Alyssa’s ass, Bridgetta’s boobs and Eva in her underwear. Um, yes please? Polish if off with a drink of Madeline Zima and her beautious boobies during a humping and punching scene with David. Addison Timlin’s fantabulous ta-tas get plenty of air time, including one cut where they’re the topic of the hour at a business meeting, prompting her to pull ‘em out. Now that’s an office! In another clip, former porner Brooke Banner gives her naked bits some mainstream play and lets David have at her bawdy body. That’s just the tip when it comes to tits on Californication. In this land of lust it’s skin or bust, and the number of nude scenes may just make that happen!