Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (2009)

Eli Roth taps out and lets Ti West take over the reigns for the horror sequel Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (2009). Starting just after the events of the first film, poor Paul (Rider Strong) is coughing, bleeding, and sneezing his way through the woods after being infected by the deadly virus that killed all his college buddies. Wandering into the street, he gets destroyed by a bus, but ends up bleeding into a creek that houses a bottled water plant. When the water is handed out at a high-school prom, those kids end up with a flesh eating virus that leads to some gruesome deaths for our high schoolers. Our hero John (Noah Segan) figures it out, lops off his own arm to prevent his own infection from spreading, and makes the atrocious decision to tell the local authorities. Now, not only do the high schoolers have to deal with the infection eating their skin, they have to survive the government death squad sent to contain the infection by any means necessary. This year's prom theme is death! Those poor kids, prom is supposed to be a time for "let's make it a special night" porking! Or at least an over the pants HJ in the limo. If you've got a fever for beaver, there's not a whole lot to work with in this one. The only skin comes from Regan Deal, who appears to go topless as a schoolgirl unbuttoning her uniform to give a lucky man a bathroom show. Those tits could definitely go viral, but it ends up Regan's using a body double! What's the deal with that, Regan? How disappointing it is when you can't even get sprung to Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever!