Boobies on Boats

Get ready to feel your main sail raise with our new and improved list of naked boobies on boats! No one will be drowning any time soon with these bouncing buoys on board, starting with Andrea Bennett and Jenny Ariza, whose party pillows get to soak up the sun with bud brothers Snoop Dogg, Jimmy Buffett, and Matthew McConaughy in The Beach Bum. Nicole Kidman presses her peaks against your friend Billy Zane below deck in Dead Calm, Molly Ringwald’s notorious topless scene from Malicious was on a boat, and Elizabeth Hurley displays her weighty watermelons in The Weight of Water. Bo Derek is a Woman of Desire when she shows everything from stern to bow, Madeleine Stowe has nothing stowed away when she goes fully nude to skinny dip with Ed Harris in China Moon, and Cheri Caffaro’s sun-tanned cans, caboose, and clam are almost Too Hot To Handle. We’ve got Jacqueline Bisset’s famous nip slip while toweling off in The Deep, Sybil Danning baring her D cups in They’re Playing with Fire, plus nautical nudes like Elizabeth Olsen, Shailene Woodley, Kim Cattrall, and many more sure to turn your dingy into an ocean liner!