Blood Trails (2006)

What's the best way for a hardbody bike messenger to make up for cheating on her man? Take him to the woods for a hard-ass ride that turns to hearty, hardcore horror! Anne (Rebecca Palmer) has a one-night stand with a cop (Ben Price) who calls himself Chris--and who isn't going to let go of this tough and tasty miss. He comes hunting for his mount, stalking the supple half of the couple and bidding to murder her beau. Oh, the humanity! Or lack thereof! Freaky forests and middle-of-nowheres always make for ten-ton terror, and Blood Trails (2006) follows in the tradition of flicks like Wolf Creek (2005) and The Hills Have Eyes (2006). And the hills have nips, too, erect on top of old pokey: Rebecca lovingly suds up her Grand Tetons, and later they return to the wild when Michael (Tom Frederic) tears off her bra. This woodsy frightmare will give you wood, and if you like gore, this movie's a whore.