Blood Shed (2014)

Blood Shed (2014) bills itself as being "loosely based on true events," and while some of it holds water, aspects of it are so comically absurd there's no way they could be true. A homeless man moves into a self-storage facility that itself is an ersatz housing complex for aimless squatters. One night, a crazy woman (Cherie Daly) is locked in the facility, and will stop at nothing to find her missing child. Thankfully Cherie Daly is on hand to ensure this isn't a total waste of time. Cherie's chesticles make two appearances in the film, first as she toplessly asks a man for help, and again as she lounges in a tub during a flashback sequence. Watch out for a freaky fake baby bump in the tub, though, it might be best to stick to the screen caps for that one! Despite its totally drab and ridiculous plot, it looks like Ms. Daly has ensured that Blood Shed will help you shed some seed!