Last week the world got a really good look at Kanye West's new wife Bianca Censori. Like...a really good look. This lovely lady wowed everyone on the red carpet of the Grammys with her see-thru outfit. In the fashion world, this is called a nude illusion. It sure looks magical to me. To quote Arrested Development: it's an illusion, Michael!
This got me thinking about Kanye's ex-wife, Kim Kardashian. Ms. Kardashian has offered us plenty of nude illusions in the past. So who has the better nude illusion look out of Kanye's women: Bianca or Kim?
You might be wondering where Bianca Censori came from. It might even be a shock to you to see that Kanye is married. He actually got married a long time ago. The pair met and married in December 2022 after they met at his clothing company Yeezy where she was made Head of Architecture. That's the biggest shock to me about this gorgeous woman: she's an architect.
It's true! Bianca was born and raised in Melbourne where the Aussie lady earned a Masters Degree in architecture. While studying at the University of Melbourne, she became fascinated with jewelry and created her own brand. Kanye loves these entrepreneurial women. She began working for Yeezy in 2020, but the couple got to know each other two years later. It was a swift and passionate romance. It helps that she looks like a walking mannequin who can model his clothes.
In February of this year, she debuted this amazing red carpet-look. Kanye was clearly proud to show her off. With a body like that, she should be proud as well. Hell, I don't know the woman and I'm proud of her. What a smokeshow!
Not to be outdone, Kim Kardashian has her own business of form-fitting, nude-colored lingerie. She even developed a bra with nipples in it. The nipple bra is meant to constantly create the illusion that the wearer is cold. It's a tit bit nipply when you're wearing one of Kim K's bras!
Kim Kardashian has a body to show off, too. This curvaceous cutie is known for her hourglass figure. She rarely goes nude, but she gets close - really close. She gets even closer with the help of nude illusions like this one that makes us do a double take. Is she wearing anything under that pearl necklace? Does she need to?
Kim Kardashian might truly be the master of the nude illusion, simply because she has given us more to marvel at over the years. It's a game of quantity over quality. I do not doubt that Bianca will do more sexy stunts like this in the future - especially as she wears Kanye West's apparel line - but in the meantime, I am going to hand it over to Kim K.
Enjoy one of her nude teases in the music video for the song "Bound 2" that she did with her then-husband Kanye:
00:01:00 Kim rides on Kanye's crotch rocket, very briefly slipping a nip! (13 secs)
