Best of Paris!!! (2005)

It is a sign of the encroachment of celebrity culture that, when presented with the title Best of Paris!!! (2005), the informed citizen has no thought whatsoever of France. Indeed, this documentary of the fleshly indiscretions, sartorial slipups, and personality aberrations of socialite-heiress Paris Hilton is so much more fascinating and rewarding than any travelogue could hope to be that it is a wonder the tourism industry has survived the age of Paris. Blonde, thin, eternally simpering, and exhibiting all the poise and grace of a well-pedigreed dog, Paris and her puckering tit points are best in show.