Best Chest in the West (1984)

No, Best Chest in the West (1984) isn’t a western pic — though it may make you unload your pistol! Instead, this is a competition video. Host Dick Shawn has stacked actress Carol Wayne, comedian Avery Schreiber, and writer Pat McCormick put their heads together to determine which busty beauty is worthy of the “Best Chest in the West” title. Curvaceous babes Michelle Bauer and Leslie Bremmer show off their boobs and buns to satisfy the judges’ eyes — as well as another part of Mr. Skin’s anatomy! If that’s not titillating enough, Candy Samples delivers samples of her sweet peaks when she goes topless in a delicious dance number. All it takes is one glance at her ravishing rack to know Ms. Samples is total eye Candy! Not to be upstaged, exotic hottie Raven De La Croix offers a tantalizing dance that makes her look like an Egyptian goddess. When she strips off her dress, she reveals a pair of huge hoots that shine on stage thanks to her barely-there wear. In fact, you can bet that her golden getup was designed to get viewers off. If so, mission accomplished! Additional cuties competing for our arousal include Barbara Peckinpaugh, Leslee Shargel, and Sasha Gabor — all of whom parade their scantily-clad cans on camera. With the success of Best Chest in the West, there was a followup flick Best Chest in the West II (1986). Needless to say, all of us at Skin Central are anxiously awaiting any 21st century sequels!