Being Ron Jeremy (2003)

The 2003 short comedy Being Ron Jeremy, a spoof of Spike Jonze’s surreal dramatic comedy Being John Malkovich (1999), tells the story of a sexually frustrated comedian (Brian Berke) who finds a magic portal that allows him to take over the body of The Hedgehog himself and have his sweaty way with porn starlets like Teri Weigel, Kira Eggers, and Mary Carey. Comedian Andy Dick also appears as himself in the role of Ron’s acting coach. When you get a look at Kira Eggers’s ta-tas, tush, and twinkie you might agree that briefly inhabiting the body of a short, squat, and hairy man with a giant dong would be worth it to get your hands on them.