Becoming Colette (1991)

The literary biopic Becoming Colette (1991) stars mamtastic muffdiver Mathilda May as French novelist Collette, who marries notorious Parisian rake Henri Gauthier-Villars (Klaus Maria Brandauer) while still a naïve provincial girl. Henri quickly talks her into a ménage-à-trois with one of his mistresses (Virginia Madsen), but when Henri begins passing off Collette’s writing as his own, the two women, now confirmed les-be-friends, break off from him, allowing Collette to write under her own name and become rich and famous. After seeing Mathilda’s and Virginia’s sacks in their spasms of skintastic Sapphistry, Mr. Skin thinks this one should have been called “Becoming Erect!”