Bazookas: The Movie (2009)

Hooters or hush puppies, pontoons or goombas, kumquats or pumpkins: whatever you wanna call 'em, every man's favorite gland is the subject of Bazookas: The Movie (2009). In the hooterific tradition of Joysticks (1983), Screwballs (1983), and a million other '80s sex comedies, Bazookas: The Movie stars Vinny Duwe as Angus, a goofball who is in danger of losing the gym he inherited from his father to his weasel of an older brother, Judah (Sean R. Brooks). Gus Bazooka (Stosh Zona) built a fitness empire, only to die from a heart attack while watching a topless racquetball game. What a way to go. Angus wants to keep the business going to honor his father's memory, but Judah wants the gym to fail so he can sell it to some greedy real estate brokers. To resolve the dispute, Judah bets Angus that he'll let him keep running the gym if he manages to pack the place, leaving Angus with a serious problem: people hate to work out! Luckily, they love boobs so Angus and some of the more stacked gym employees stack the deck in their favor by offering a wide variety of erotic exercise classes. Getting fit with a side of tit! Who'd go to the YMCA when you can go to a gym with great T&A? While there are tons of chesty women in the movie, it's Angela Cohen who brings out the big guns in Bazookas. And by that, we mean her amazing bigums. Miss Cohen's cans come out twice in the flick: once when she gets out of the shower and once when she opens her bikini to pay homage to Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982). Mr. Skin would sure like to do some heavy lifting after seeing those weighty wobblers in Bazookas: The Movie!