Baywatch (2017)

In the year of our lord 2017, the movie gods saw fit to finally bring us a big-screen adaptation of Baywatch (2017)! Kelly Rohrbach steps into the role of CJ Parker, made famous by Pam Anderson, and The Rock Johnson takes over the role of Mitch made famous by David Hasselhoff. There are also smoking hot babes Alexandra Daddario, Ilfenesh Hadera, and Priyanka Chopra looking hotter than hell in their red swimsuits. Sadly none of these babes take off their clothes, but they all show off plenty of cleavages and bouncing booty as they do their slo-mo runs on the beach! Now, these are some Baes we always love to Watch! The story follows a group of gorgeous and perfectly-tanned lifeguards that are tasked with keeping sunbathers and beach lovers safe from the dangers of the ocean. It's not long before a new synthetic street drug begins to infest the Emerald Bay called Flakka. To save the integrity of the beach, the hot spandex-wearing lifeguards begin to investigate the shady newcomers and entrepreneurs who have nefarious agendas of their own. While flesh fiends will find plenty of nudity from both men and women in this flick to keep their hairy palms busy for days, it may be slightly disappointing that there are no explicit boob, bush, or butt shots from the ladies in this flick. Nonetheless, viewers can find plenty here to wank over, particularly if they have a fertile imagination and can easily undress these ladies in your mind's eye. Baywatch is worth the watch!