A remake of the so-bad-it's-good original from 1958, Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman (1993) has beautiful Darryl Hannah in the lead as the incredible growing lady (and viewers will find themselves growing too, albeit only in the crotch). Darryl has an encounter with a UFO that makes her booty bigger than a house and has her bra pushing beyond the breaking point. Yet she never bursts free of her tattered togs. Instead, it's Cristi Conaway, as the slutty seducer of Darryl's husband, who attacks your groin in a nude-from-behind flash. There's a whole feminist-empowerment angle to this update, but it's easy to swallow with Cristi's caboose chugging the concept down.