Army of Darkness (1993)

The final movie in Sam Raimi’s beloved Evil Dead horror-comedy trilogy, Army of Darkness (1993) cuts back on the horror, amps up the action, and in doing so creates one of the most beloved cult movies of all time. In this one, our chainsaw for a handed hero hero Ash (Bruce Campbell) has survived his cabin in the woods battle with the deadites only to be sucked through a vortex into the year 1300. After beating a monster in battle, he's tasked by a wizard to retrieve a black magic book called the Necronomicon, which will hopefully send him back to his time. Our arrogant A-hole botches the gig and unleashes a demonic army of skeleton warriors on the townspeople. Even though they initially locked him in a well with a killer creature, Ash decides he'll use his future knowledge, chainsaw arm, and twelve gauge "boomstick" to save the day. Hail to the King, baby, but there's not much to play with your thing, baby. Yes, while this is undoubtedly a B movie, we don't get the trademark titty flashing so many other lower budget movies in the same gene blessed us with. But that's not to say Ash is above getting some dark age gash. On top of sampling the local sex selection, at one point in the movie the gorgeous Embeth Davidtz uses a body double, in a scene where she gets captured by a skeleton creature, and slips a bit of nip as he grabs her. Whether you're a modern man or a primitive screwhead, you'd die to screw Embeth Davidtz from Army of Darkness!