April 28th Birthday Babes Nude at Mr. Skin! [PICS]

Mark April 28th on your calendar, because it is home to some of the absolute sexiest women ever to grace the silver screen! 4/20 may be all the rage, but 4/28 will really get you high!

We're absolutely flummoxed by the fact that Jessica Alba is 33 already! While she had a staunch, anti-nudity policy for most of her career, even going so far as to have her body cgi'd naked in Machete, she finally relented in 2010's The Killer Inside Me. Check out Jessica's succulent seat meat which she bared for the first time ever in this chilling thriller!





Penelope Cruz is one of the only actresses in history to play the same role in both a film in her native country, as well as the American remake. This fabulously foxy forty year old one-upped the feat by appearing nude both in 1997's Open Your Eyes and the 2001 remake Vanilla Sky!

The impossibly, devastatingly gorgeous German gal Elisabeth Rohm turns 41 today, and you should definitely celebrate by watching her knockout nude scenes from The Kreutzer Sonata where she gets it on with Danny Huston in every imaginable way!

90s dream girl Kari Wuhrer is 47 today, though it seems like just yesterday she was helping me through my sexual awakening! Her fantastic full frontal scene from Luscious remains my favorite nude scene of hers, and her patootie looks positively perfect all painted up!

Finally it's Ann-Margret, one of the all-time greatest screen goddesses, celebrating her 73rd birthday today! Discovered by George Burns, and made famous by Elvis, Ann's been an object of desire since the late 50s, and she was never shy about showing some skin! Just check out her fantastic fanny and fun bags in Carnal Knowledge, which netted her a Golden Globe! We got an even better look at those ta-tas in Magic, and it's safe to say that all these years later, those things are still magic!