Best Thong
Zendaya in Challengers

While Luca Guadagnino’s “Challengers” was a very sexy film, it was sorely lacking in the female nudity department. However, we have to honor an amazing bethonged booty when we see one, and Zendaya gives us one of the best in this flick! An hour and two minutes in, Zendaya gets on top of Josh O’Connor as they make out in bed, showing off her amazing ass in a colorful thong! Even Sisqo would sign off on this scene’s greatness!

Best Camel Toe
Billie Eilish in Billie Eilish Live in Concert

In the same year she won an Oscar for her song from the film “Barbie,” singer Billie Eilish proved that, unlike Barbie, she is anatomically correct! During her “Hit Me Hard and Soft” Tour, Billie entered the arena by, what looks like, trampoline, shooting into the air and onto the stage. It seems that her form fitting shorts may have fit her form a bit too well, showing off the most visible camel toe from a music superstar we’ve seen in quite some time!

Best Nudecomer
Mikey Madison in Anora

Much like Julia Roberts announced herself in “Pretty Woman” over thirty years ago, Mikey Madison walked onto the screen in “Anora” and a star was born! Sure, Mikey’s been in movies like “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood” and on shows like “Better Things,” but as a sex worker on the ride of her life, Mikey became an instant superstar! And the fact that she’s naked a lot in this flick definitely doesn’t hurt!

Craziest Nip Slips
Amy Adams in Nightbitch

Among the more unusual movies in a year full of unusual movies, “Nightbitch” found Amy Adams’ character turning into a dog, though whether it was metaphorical or literal is left up to the viewer. We’re leaning into the literal camp, especially once Amy sprouts six extra nipples, which is quite a feat of teats if you ask us! We’d love to give Amy her forever home!

Best Rabb-TIT
Morfydd Clark in Starve Acre

If the Nesquik Bunny taught us nothing else, it’s that rabbits have a strong affinity for milk! Welsh actress Morfydd Clark really goes for it in the folk horror flick “Starve Acre,” playing a woman falling victim to an ancient folklore curse. Ms. Clark bares her left breast on screen for the very first time to breastfeed a bunny she’s raising as her son. Hey, milk does a bunny good!

Best Blu-Ray Find
Phoebe Cates in Paradise

After years of suffering through a low quality, orange-tinted version of Phoebe Cates’ classic fully nude beach scene from 1982’s “Paradise,” we finally got the high def upgrade of our dreams! This scene now looks as good as it did when it was first released over forty years ago, with this scene now potentially rivaling “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” for Phoebe’s most iconic nude scene!

Best Sassquirt
Riley Keough in Sasquatch Sunset

You’d never know it, but that is indeed Elvis’ granddaughter buried under all that makeup in the bizarre independent comedy “Sasquatch Sunset.” The film is shot like a nature documentary following a family of sasquatches—the male is played by Jesse Eisenberg—and as part of their mating ritual, the ‘squatches unleash all of their bodily fluids in front of one another. We’re positive this is doing it for someone out there and this is a safe space to celebrate!

Best Wardrobe Malfunction
Maren Morris in Willie Nelson’s 4th of July Picnic

It has been over twenty years since the term “Wardrobe Malfunction” first came into being, and seemingly every year we get another wonderful one to add to our list! This year, we’ve got country superstar Maren Morris performing at Willie Nelson’s 4th of July Picnic! It appears that Maren didn't realize quite how high the slit in her denim dress was, otherwise she might have worn panties—which she very clearly did not! Nothing says Happy Birthday America quite like the sight of Maren and her twilight's last gleaming!

Best Rear Burger
Helen Mirren in Caligula: The Ultimate Cut

45 years after it was first released, Tinto Brass’ controversial epic “Caligula” finally got restored to its original vision—sorry fans of the hardcore Bob Guccione-directed insert shots! However, this film is still dirty as hell, with threesomes, fisting, and plenty of debauchery still intact. Perhaps our favorite addition is this kinky scene two hour and fourteen minutes in where Helen Mirren walks on Malcolm McDowell’s back before bending over and serving up some rear burger for the camera!

Best Baby Snatch
Roxane Arnal in Anthracite

The French Netflix series “Anthracite” focuses on a cult whose members all died thirty years earlier, though a new version of the cult seems to have formed in the present.The show’s fifth episode features a crazy flashback to Roxane Arnal giving birth on the floor of her kitchen, breathing a sigh of relief after delivering the baby… only to have another baby pop right out of her snatch!

Best Reverse Teeter-Totter
Yen Renee Durano and Audrey Avila in Eks

The Filipino anthology film “Eks” explores all of the many dynamics at play in the sexual power structures inherent in our society. Just kidding, it’s ninety minutes of people having crazy sex in multiple positions. This particular one, where Yen Renne Durano and Audrey Avila both sit on Itan Rosales, while both facing the same direction. This isn’t normally how a teeter-totter functions, but they’re making it work!

Best Butt
Zoe Saldaña in Special Ops: Lioness

Zoe Saldaña is already the biggest box office superstar of all time, but she just earned the best reviews of her career and an Oscar nomination for “Emilia Pérez.” Couple that with her best nude scene ever on the second season of Paramount+’s “Special Ops: Lioness” and we think Zoe had the best 2024 ever! Not only that, Zoe also had the best ass of 2024; No ifs, ands, or Butts about it!

Best Selfie
Kaya Rosenthal in Hightown

“Hightown” is one of those shows constantly slipping under the radar, but there’s some great skin to be found here! Kaya Rosenthal joined the show’s third season as an undercover rookie cop working for sex addicted detective Ray, played by James Badge Dale. Here, she seals the deal with a drug dealer by snapping and sending a topless pic of her pierced peepers! She can slide into our DMs any day!

Best Spitline
Jenna Ortega and Gideon Adlon in Miller's Girl

Movies released in January don’t often linger in the public eye, but the “student seduces her teacher” flick “Miller’s Girl” simply could not be forgotten thanks to this sapphic smooch between superstar Jenna Ortega and her co-star Gideon Adlon! The thing that makes this lesbian lip-lock so special, however, is the spitline left between the two actress’ lips as they part! You’ll end up spitting out a line of your own!

Best Gyno
Eva Cela in Supersex

We can comfortably state that we did not expect to see a close-up labia shot on Netflix in the year 2024, but it happened alright! In the very first episode, a young Rocco Siffredi gets taught the ways of love by the more experienced Eva Cela, who rolls over while naked in bed to give us a clear shot of her pearly gates! This might be the best nude scene Eva seen on Netflix!

Breast Picture
The Substance

From the moment we first heard about this film after its Cannes Film Festival debut, we were giddy over the possibilities contained within the body horror/black comedy “The Substance.” Not only did this flick deliver, it over-delivered with the best performance of Demi Moore’s career finding the actress going fully nude at 61! Margaret Qualley is with her every step of the way, sporting an amazing fake rack to match Demi’s, but showing off her bare bottom half as many times! With nearly eight minutes of on-screen nudity, “The Substance” will leave you with a substance in your pants!

Lifetime Skichievement
Pamela Anderson

From the beaches of Baywatch to Golden Globe and SAG nominations, Pamela Anderson has been reshaping the way people see her for several years now, and her hard work has been paying off handsomely! She has spent the 2020s reclaiming her image, culminating in those aforementioned award nominations for her work in “The Last Showgirl.” Pam has transcended the blonde bombshell label and come into her own as a respected veteran of the industry with a terrific sense of humor! This year we honor Pamela Anderson with our coveted Lifetime Skinchievement Award, righting the Academy’s wrong by honoring her in her comeback era!