America's Greatest Pets

Not content with poisoning the water supply of TV land with America’s Funniest Home Videos and America’s Funniest People, Bob Saget launched yet another ‘America’s Funniest’ spin-off, once again notable only because the show contained absolutely nothing funny at all. Saget introduced HILARIOUS animal video clips that are just the FUNNIEST thing in the ENTIRE WORLD! Where else could you see a dog that can balance a hot dog on his nose? Or a guy singing Swanny in a canoe as swans chase him?! O, my God! My sides! Oh! Please stop the hilarity! How about we set up a new show and call it America’s Funniest Ideas On How To Kill Bob Saget? Then we could have a spin-off about funny ways to disfigure Dave Coulier! Then another called “Funny Finger Breaking with the Olsen Twins”! I’d sure watch! Who’s with me? Oh yeah, Skin stuff… uh… Ali Landry was on this show a time or two and she got naked in 2002’s Repli-Kate. Which is funnier than America’s Funniest Pets ever was.