Almost Pregnant (1992)

Infertility leads to infidelity in the sex comedy Almost Pregnant (1992). The R rated movie follows the woes and wows of Linda Alderson (Tanya Roberts) whose biological clock is sounding the alarm. Alas, her spouse Charlie (Jeff Conaway) doesn’t have the recipe to put a bun in her oven. As such, the boobiful babe seeks the help (and sperm) of her studly neighbor Gordon Mallory (John Calvin). To further complicate matters, Linda’s hubby gets a chubby for Gordon’s better half Maureen (Joan Severance). Needless to say, skinsational shenanigans and sticky situations follow suit as Tanya shows off her birthday suit. Throughout the risqué romp, Ms. Roberts repeatedly reveals her ravishing rack. Why wouldn’t she when her bare breasts are pair-fect! Indeed, we get to see topless Tanya getting busy in bed just four minutes into the flick — emphasis on flick! Next, she flashes her flesh at the 10- and 18-minute marks. There’s also a mamtastic montage of lusty Linda making love to Charlie and Gordon (though not at the same time). Meanwhile, Ms. Severance gives an erotic belly dance that turns into a sexy striptease 58 minutes into the pic. Later, the be-thonged beauty bares her breasts and buns. Watching this fornication farce could get someone pregnant! Speaking of offspring, the parents of the film’s director Michael DeLuise pop up as Doctor Beckhard (Dom DeLuise) and a saleswoman (Carol Arthur). The movie also includes Christopher Michael Moore, Lezlie Deane, and the nude booty on Tanya’s butt double Lisa Comshaw. How cheeky!