Almejas y mejillones (2000)

Almejas y mejillones (2000) combines the best of Argentina with Spain, producing a romantic comedy starring the super-hot Leticia Bredice. The title translates into English as Clams and Mussels, which to our ears sounds very sexual in a sea life sort of way. You know: “bearded clam” and “love muscle.” But we’re not in to double meanings, unless they mean the doubles of Leticia, which are on ample display here, clothed and nude. She also shows her ass because she can—funny, in that can is another word for ass. Things are getting a bit weird here, huh? Add some tits from Silke and our mussels are hard.