All Hell Breaks Loose (2014)

You'd imagine a motorcycle club called Satan's Sinners would be sinister, but in All Hell Breaks Loose (2014), they're from hell—literally. They've been roaming the country, sacrificing virgins along the way, when they kill a nerd and kidnap his wife Bobby Sue (Sarah Kobel Marquette) on his wedding day. (Harsh.) Luckily, God is a cowboy in this scenario, and he revives the nerd over and over again while he attempts to save Bobby Sue. Amidst all the violent deaths, we spend a little time at a strip club with April Mai, who bares all three Bs while she grinds on the motorcycle dudes. Bobby Sue almost gets the ax when they try to sacrifice her to satan wearing nothing but her bra and underwear, meaning all hell is definitely going to break loose—in your pants.