Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade (2005)

Religion gets a bad name. More harm, they say, is done in its name than good. Take the Crusades. Terrible. But take Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade (2005) and watch the converts line up to be christened by the hot likes of Aria Giovanni, Sunny Leone, Cheyenne Silver, Deanna Merryman, Angela Little, Shyla, Kelle Marie, Taimie Hannum, and Nikki Nova. And, remember, for each beauty named there are two beauties shown. Nikki, Angela, and Cheyenne are the adventurers à la Indiana Jones, but far sexier, and they’re on a hunt for an ancient relic. Bet it’s big and soft and has nipples. That would be a good bet; so is this great flick.