There's so much showing on Showtime's A Girl Thing that it's recommended that viewers don't even blink for fear of missing the ribald tails. The four-hour mini-series revolves around the head-popping hotties who visit head shrink Stockard Channing's New York City office. Each hour focuses on another patient, and it's been one hell of a day with infidelity thanks to wanton waitress Mia Farrow, sisters dealing with their overbearing mom Rebecca De Mornay (hot mama!), and ends with the good doctor and gonad-pleasing patient Peta Wilson being held hostage. But the audience's balls will be captive by the initial story featuring Elle MacPherson and Kate Capshaw as lesbian lovers. A Girl Thing will make a boy's thing very happy.