42nd Street Pete's Busty Babe Bonanza (2011)

Gather ‘round, kids, because Uncle Skin is going to tell you a story. A story about a time before Mr. Skin, before Netflix- hell, before VCRs were even invented. Once upon a time, the only way a red-blooded American male could get quality masturbatory material was to go to a whack shack. A dark, dank, sticky-floored whack shack in the most run-down, terrifying part of town. There, in the darkness of his own private booth, a man could feast on the skinematic delights of buxom burlesque babes and naked flower children pleasuring themselves and each other in a skinfinite series of 3-minute loops- until he ran out of quarters, that is. Terrible? No way, it was the best- and you’ll understand why when you see the nippled nirvana of 42nd Street Pete’s Busty Babe Bonanza. Skinematic legends Candy Samples and Uschi Digard get fully nude in prurient porno loops from the 1960s and 1970s, and foxy femmes Kalantan, Lia Parisian, and Jerrima seduce the camera in silent loops going all the way back to the 1950s. They just don’t make ‘em like they used to- though the floors are quite a bit cleaner these days.