2069: A Sex Odyssey (1974)

A Space Bod-yssey? Goo-thousand one? Sure, we're the kings of sex puns around here, but you can't tell us your average Joe couldn't come up with a more clever title than 2069: A Sex Odyssey (1974). Yes, replacing Stanley Kubrick with spewing dick, this porno parody of 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) came along six years after the sci-fi classic, but didn't really follow the plot of the original film. The story follows five hot aliens from the all female planet of Venus, sent to Earth on a mission to collect as much sperm as possible to propagate the race. Disguised as the French Olympic ski team, the aliens have a high tech milking machine that sucks the sperm out of the fellas. But eventually the men of Earth teach the ladies that some things are best done the old fashioned way, and the women of Venus find themselves loving some Earth penis! Earth girls have to be easy when they're this easy to replace! This erotica flick is populated with honeys who show off all their sweetness. Catharina Conti goes full frontal while getting railed in the sauna. Gerti Schneider and Heidrun Hankammer both go full frontal at a wild party where all the women start stripping, and the tight bodied blonde Aliena Penz has a man terrified at how amazing her titties are when he tries to flee all that nudity. NASA needs to be funded even further if Venus is full of all that terrific T&A! Space X can get money too if it means Venetian sex! Shoot, send some cash to Russian cosmonauts if they'll hook us up with those alien thots in 2069: A Sex Odyssey!