12/12/12 (2012)

Did you think 6/6/06 was the end of the world's Satanic baby problems? Hell no! It's double the demonic descendants in the timely (well, at least for the moment) thriller 12/12/12 (2012). Sure, Veronica (Sara Malakul Lane)'s newborn son Sebastian is cute. But he's also the spawn of the devil. How does she know? Well, because everyone who interacts with him keeps dying in horrifying ways, for starters. And like my grandma used to say, she brought him into this world, and she'll take him out. You can't have a Satan baby without spilling some Satanic seed, so fast-forward to the 1 minute, 8 second mark to see Sara's baby feeders exposed as she's being prepared to get knocked up by the devil. Sheesh, at least buy a girl some flowers first.