Nude Scenes from
Zombie Strippers (2008)

Porn goddess to sit with talk titan on November 17, 2009.

Set your DVRs today as tomorrow marks the debut of all-time XXX queen Jenna Jameson on Oprah.

Jenna herself announced this historic meeting of the mounds on Twitter, punctuating the news with a giant declaration of “WOW!”

The episode is titled “Why Millions of Women Are Using Porn and Erotica: Lisa Ling Reports.”

We eagerly wait to see how much Jenna reveals to Ms. Winfrey. And if you can’t wait, check out Jenna Jameson nude here in Zombie Strippers (2008) and Private Parts (1997).

For all the latest news on naked celebrity happenings, follow Mr. Skin on Twitter.

They've got beauty . . . and brrraiiiiiiinnnnns.

Sultry stars are always a welcome sight in horror films. There's nothing like a beautiful face and drop-dead sexy body to balance out blood and gore.

In zombie films, it's always nice to have some actual live, warm flesh to balance out the rotting kind, so for today's top 10 list, we're honoring the sexiest stars of the greatest zombie movies. Whether they're zombie killers, like Milla Jovovich, or the undead themselves, like Jenna Jameson nude in Zombie Strippers, these horny hotties will get you in the Halloween spirit.

Click "more" for the full list!

The Dirigible Dozen: Up, Up, and Away in (and out of) Their Bountiful Brassieres . . .

The Adventures of Balloon Boy all over the news this week got Mr. Skin thinking of some famous funbags that have been hyper-amplified to the point(s) that it’s a wonder how the women to which they’re attached don’t take flight.

While we here at Mr. Skin prefer the female anatomy all natural—as well as au naturel—the prevalence of plastic surgery in show business means that accepting augmented appendages is just another aspect of being a celebrity skin devotee.

So if you’re going to pump up the mams, starlets, why not expand those glands to the point of impossible exaggeration? The following enormously implanted ingenudes make two huge cases at a time that while Hollywood hills are great, towering Tinseltown Himalayas have their place as well.


1. CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Pre-Liftoff: After a shared stint as the 1990s Mousekateers on MMC, Christina competed with Britney Spears to become our preeminent pop tart of the turn (on) of the century. While Brit went into crack-up mode, Christina opted for a multi-cup increase up front, lending more credence to those who always maintained that, to begin with, she always had the more powerful lungs of the pair.

Upward, Ho!: Christina’s early music videos and Rolling Stone covers showcase a rail-thin chanteuse who could barely dent a training bra. Come the new millennium, Xtina astoundingly emerged as a triple-D diva.

Top(less) Gravity-Defying Moment: Diary (2002)
At the height of her sexified phase while pushing the album Stripped and its hit single “Dirrty”, Christina did, in fact, strip on this MTV documentary series. Strategically placed strands of hair covered her nipple rings—most of the time. Eagle-eyed tit technicians at the Mr. Skin Labs caught Christina’s historic flesh flash and have preserved it for posterity.

See the rest of the list after the jump.

You’ll Wank, You’ll Spank, and You’ll Yank, too, to Crank 2

Upcoming action flick Crank 2: High Voltage with often-nude Bai Ling and semi-topless Amy Smart was deemed by distributors too heart-racing and pulse-pounding to screen for the largely sedentary, junk-food-addicted class of movie critics, so there has been no direct reporting on the film’s skin content.

But thanks to a NSFW trailer on Ropeofsilicon.com, Mr Skin can now confirm the presence of bare boobage in this story of an assassin who has to recharge his artificial heart every hour by running levels of electricity through his body that would kill a normal one.

This electrifying actioner will give you a lightning rod in your pants.

Read more after the jump.

A One-Armed Salute to 2008’s Most Skintastic Achievements in Motion Picture and Television Sex and Nudity

Welcome to Mr Skin's annual Anatomy Awards, an alluring alternative to Hollywood’s other big popularity contest. During the past decade, Mr Skin’s Anatomy Awards has paid tribute to sexy starlets and nude celebrities with categories such as Best Breasts, Best Butt, and Best Lesbian Scene. For our 10th anniversary, Mr Skin’s Anatomy Awards is bigger, better, and more bare than ever. So forget about Best Picture and let's get to the Breast Pictures! Oscar who? We've got real golden globes right here!

Push the envelope, please...

Before I re-vamp this top ten list for the new year, I'm feeling like making a pro and con list for those who are already on it. I'm not sure what will happen in 2009 but I know that when it's left up to the celebutards, anything is possible...

… Plus 2008’s Top 10 TV Nude Scenes!

In so many ways, 2008 will be remembered as a moment when history was made.

By this, of course, Mr Skin means that the year brought big-screen nude debuts from The O.C.’s Mischa Barton, Australian pop figure Sophie Monk, and Popular star Carly Pope.

In addition, 2008 also provided us with Heather Graham’s first doggie-style sex scene, Maria Bello in bondage, Neve Campbell naked in public, awesome ass from Anna Faris and Amy Adams, knockout nudecomer work from Laura Ramsey and Jess Weixler, and XXX goddess Jenna Jameson bringing all three B’s to an R-rated movie.

And then the boob tube lived up to its nickname via T&A-fueled TV series such as True Blood, The L Word, Crash, Californication, and Entourage.

Did anything else of note go down in 2008? It doesn’t matter—not when it’s time to count down the top 20 movie nude scenes and top 10 TV moments featuring celebrity nudity of 2008.

And that time is now!

If You Can’t Masturbate, Decapitate!

Ah my friends, welcome back to Castle Rackula. I wasn’t expecting you this early!

You’ve caught me watching one of my old favorites, Dracula Exotica with Vanessa del Rio and my dear friend Randy West. But that actually brings me to the point of this week’s visit.

When I was a young boy in pre-Christian Mamsylvania, my friends and I used to steal the erotic etchings of Messalina getting gang-banged by the senate that the Roman soldiers carried and hide them under our straw mattresses to look at by candlelight when everyone else was asleep.

Incidentally, the real Messalina was never as hot as Anneka Di Lorenzo (AKA Marjorie Lee Thoreson) was in Caligula. But then, the real Messalina would never have sued Bob Guccione for sexual harassment.

Pornography has come a long way since the days of the Roman Empire. And today’s porn stars, while they may not have the political pull that Messalina did, do have more star power.

And sometimes they use that star power to make the jump from creamed teens to scream queens. Here are few of my favorites.

Read more after the bite.