Zombie Island Massacre (1984)

Anyone who is old enough to remember the ascendancy of the BMW as a car of choice can also recall the dawn of the yuppies, a truly menacing horde that invaded the 1980s and has remained a scourge on society ever since. Scary beyond reason or proportion, this alien life form functioned as though their very souls had been sucked out through their pinch-faced nostrils. Heartless, vacant-eyed, wholly callous to the pain of those they preyed upon, packs of rabid yuppies marauded worldwide in their search for exclusive restaurants and pristine beachfronts. Imagine the glee and relief felt by the populace at large when a squad of wilding yuppies stumbled upon an unspoiled Caribbean island and were repelled by the native zombies who cut the invaders down and ate them alive. The only disappointment in Zombie Island Massacre (1984) is in realizing that the movie is not a documentary.