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The Dirigible Dozen: Up, Up, and Away in (and out of) Their Bountiful Brassieres . . .

The Adventures of Balloon Boy all over the news this week got Mr. Skin thinking of some famous funbags that have been hyper-amplified to the point(s) that it’s a wonder how the women to which they’re attached don’t take flight.

While we here at Mr. Skin prefer the female anatomy all natural—as well as au naturel—the prevalence of plastic surgery in show business means that accepting augmented appendages is just another aspect of being a celebrity skin devotee.

So if you’re going to pump up the mams, starlets, why not expand those glands to the point of impossible exaggeration? The following enormously implanted ingenudes make two huge cases at a time that while Hollywood hills are great, towering Tinseltown Himalayas have their place as well.


1. CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Pre-Liftoff: After a shared stint as the 1990s Mousekateers on MMC, Christina competed with Britney Spears to become our preeminent pop tart of the turn (on) of the century. While Brit went into crack-up mode, Christina opted for a multi-cup increase up front, lending more credence to those who always maintained that, to begin with, she always had the more powerful lungs of the pair.

Upward, Ho!: Christina’s early music videos and Rolling Stone covers showcase a rail-thin chanteuse who could barely dent a training bra. Come the new millennium, Xtina astoundingly emerged as a triple-D diva.

Top(less) Gravity-Defying Moment: Diary (2002)
At the height of her sexified phase while pushing the album Stripped and its hit single “Dirrty”, Christina did, in fact, strip on this MTV documentary series. Strategically placed strands of hair covered her nipple rings—most of the time. Eagle-eyed tit technicians at the Mr. Skin Labs caught Christina’s historic flesh flash and have preserved it for posterity.

See the rest of the list after the jump.

Pop Star Makes Sobriety Look Twincestuous

Sexually adventurous chanteuse Pink’s new video sober utilizes the latest in special effects technology to create the illusion that the girl-loving singer is having a drunken lesbo makeout session with herself.

The dream that science would one day allow a hot actress to girl-girl sex with her exact double on the screen has been held dear by twincest aficionados since Patty Duke first came on in 1963.

Read more after the jump.

Spectral Sacks, Ghostly Glutes, and Phantom Furburger

Hello my friends, and welcome back to Castle Rackula. That clinking of chains you hear upstairs is just something I have going with a couple of girls off of Craigslist, but the sound does put me in mind of those least substantial of supernatural species: ghosts.

Ghosts have a reputation for being depressive, gloomy, self-pitying, and no fun to be around. Having suffered through several extremely long dinner parties down in Knoxville with the Bell Witch and the pre-deceased Jim Varney (who was a delight, unlike his translucent ancestor), I can attest that that reputation is well earned.

But who can blame them? Unlike us vampires, who get to keep their bodies in perfect shape for all of eternity, the physical presence of ghosts is generally reduced to an unappealing and intangible blur.

But sometimes, the movies give us an improved version of reality. These ten movies contain naked specters who would turn Bill Murray and Harold Ramis from Ghostbusters into ghost-lusters!

Read more after the bite!

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 30: Julie Strain

“Six-foot-two and worth the climb!”

That’s how former Penthouse Pet of the Year, frequent fright-flick siren, and all-around Amazonian eyeful Julie Strain once described her overpoweringly erotic physique.

This towering skinferno is a fantasy figure come to luscious life and among the 59 (!) films in which she has appeared nude, many are made to make viewers’ hairs stand on end, while Julie makes another part of them stand straight out as well.

Check out this gorgeous giantess naked in Witchcraft IV, The Unnamable II, Sorceress, Morgana, Sorceress II: The Temptress, The Bare Wench Project, How to Make a Monster, Babes in Kongland, and, Mr. Skin’s favorites, at play between nude twin sisters Zen and Zero Porcelain in both 13 Erotic Ghosts and Blood Gnome. Click the pic to see Julie nude now!