Your Vice Is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key (1972)

As titles go, Your Vice Is a Closed Room and Only I Have the Key (1972) borders on the poetic. But don’t worry, this movie is no literary head-scratcher. You’ll be feeling an itch much further south while watching this Sergio Martino abstract tale of terror. Your Vice is one of the more rowdy giallo titles, which is saying something, and the plot, which is borrowed from Edgar Allan Poe, centers on a man fearing that he may kill while unconscious. You’ll be killing lots of sperm when Dalila Di Lazzaro strips topless on a table, and the always skinful Edwige Fenech adds her pair to the equation. The solution to this carnal calculus is that much more skintillating thanks to naked black beauty Angela La Vorgna and boobiful Anita Strindberg. Oh, to stick your key in their locks.