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Xena: Warrior Princess (1995-2001)

Kevin Sorbo Nods in Agreement

Following on the heels of Halle Berry last year and Charlize Theron the year before that, Kate Beckinsale has been named Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive.

The award, originated in 2004 with (who else?) Angelina Jolie, has also gone to such skintastic babes as Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johansson, which means that every one of the actresses named so far has done movie nudity.

Maybe that’s why shrill skinflint Megan Fox wasn’t in the running.

"I'm feeling that I must earn this,” Kate responded to the award. “I need to go out and become much better at pole dancing or something,"

Now you’re talking, Kate.

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Xena Star Lucy Lawless Set To Bare All on Spartacus

For years you were teased by the skimpy costumes and lesbian undertones of Xena: Warrior Princess, hoping that stars Lucy Lawless and Renee O'Connor would throw down their swords and battle each other between the sheets. But, alas, both babes used body doubles even for faraway side-boob shots. Lucy, at least, let an entire breast slip out of her shirt while she sang the National Anthem at a Detroit Red Wings game, but we've never seen her intentionally nude.

Hopefully all that tease is about to pay off, as Lucy has been talking up the nudity in her new series, Spartacus.

After the cut, get the details on Lucy Lawless nude on Spartacus.

By Count Rackula

Adam Rifkin’s cinematic career has included writing big-budget family movies like Mousehunt (1997), Small Soldiers (1998), and Underdog (2008), directing Psycho Cop Returns (1993) and Detroit Rock City (1999), and acting in Disturbed (1990), Bikini Island (1991), and Bikini Squad (1993).

He recently sat down to talk about his new movie, Look, which comes out on DVD May 5th.

Read the full interview after the jump.

Network Gives The Farm an “E-I-E-I-No”

Showtime subscribers who also count themselves fans of shower scenes, prison-yard catfights, and sweaty Sapphic cell-sex are "shiv" out of luck! The network has passed on The Farm, a spinoff of the skin-filled lesbian drama The L Word that would have focused on main character Alice’s (Leisha Hailey) time in a women’s prison.

When The L Word ended on March 8, it left premium cable’s primetime programming schedule with a giant hole in the shape of two interlocking female symbols. Now that hole will remain gaping open.

Adding to the disappointment is the news that The Farm’s pilot featured Famke Janssen, Melissa Leo, and Laurie Metcalf, any of whom could have become a regular rugmuncher.

Read more after the jump.

Naturally super-busty Brit Sammy Jaddy bares monster melons in Front magazine. (Boobie Blog)

Tila Tequila makes out in public with her new girlfriend. (Rich and Brainless)

Anne Hathaway gets fan letters from foot fetishists. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Kendra Wilkinson confirms her non-Hef engagement. (Anything Hollywood)

Lisa Rinna agrees with you about her facial shenanigans. (Celeb News Wire)

Britney Spears and Madonna, together again. (Faded Youth)

Lucy Lawless wants to play Xena again. We want her to do it, too … naked. (IMDB)

Hilary Duff video gets banned. (SF Gate)

Lindsay Lohan is your cleavage specialist. (Hollywood Tuna)

Ricki Lake to host Women Come First. (AVN)

Guess the celebrity butt (in jeans). (CityRag)

Kevin Sorbo is best known to fans of sci-fi and fantasy for his roles on Andromeda, Xena: Warrior Princess, and of course, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys. Recently Kevin poked fun at his own image as a sword-and-sandals beefcake in the outrageous Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer comedy Meet the Spartans (2008). Kevin also devotes a lot of time to his new website www.worldfitforkids.org, dedicated to mentoring inner-city teens to use school, fitness, sports, and positive role models for themselves and then become the coaches and mentors for younger children. Kevin recently sat down with Maximilian Mueller to discuss his new movie, Hercules, and underwater wet t-shirts.

30. Swingtown (2008)

Network: CBS

Tele-Visions: Lana Parrilla, Molly Parker, Kate Norby, Heidi Marnhout

Skinopsis: The 1970s sexual revolution reaches suburban Chicago, launching three very different married couples into an all-out orgy of (s)experimentation and new (s)experiences.

What’s Hot: Lana Parrilla stirs up tantalizing trouble as the hot half of an open marriage that turns a sleepy Mid-West bedroom community into a whirlwind of freeform fornication. Molly Parker from Deadwood will give you live wood, while swinging supporting characters are guaranteed to keep your lava lamp alight.

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