Wizards and Warriors

This short-lived Dungeons and Dragons spoof told the legend of the Kingdom of Camarand. While we’re quite sure this kingdom only exists in the minds of geeks and other people who wear metal T-shirts, even geeks like naked chicks, so let’s go with it. Good King Baaldorf (Thomas Hill) and Queen Lattinia (Julie Payne) rule Camarand, while their daughter Princess Ariel (Julia Duffy) is engaged to Prince Erik Geekstone (Jeff Conaway)... actually it was Greystone, but who can resist such an easy gag? The show was campy swashbuckling fun, ala Hercules or Xena, with usually amusing interplay between Conaway and Duncan Regehr as Prince Dirk Blackpool, which of course nobody cares about--Julia Duffy looked damn hot in her princess dress! Best remembered as the gorgeous but scatterbrained Stephanie on Newhart, she gave us a brief flash of skin in Night Warning, while co-star Julie Payne got nearly naked in Private School. Randi Brooks impressed Steve Martin with her breasts as the squeaky-voiced hooker with two nylon-clad howitzers in The Man with Two Brains.