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Wild Things (1998)

Wonder if Martha Stewart Learned Anything in Prison.

Few patrons stop to wonder what the strippers on stage are fantasizing about as they fantasize about having sex with those strippers.

But recently, the New York Post turned its attention to that very question and quickly got to the bottom of it.

A poll of pole dancers yielded a list of sexy female celebrities whom the girls of famed gentleman’s club Scores would like to "join them on the pole."

Among the top 10 were never-nude Megan Fox, erstwhile lesbian Lindsay Lohan, and, somewhat surprisingly, Martha Stewart.

Their reasoning: "Maybe she learned a thing or two in prison?"

She did, but unfortunately it was how to break up a lesbian orgy!

Read more after the jump.

Picking up where we left off last week...

You had questions, I have answers...

It's Not that Complicated: We Want More Naked Denise Richards! And We Might Get It

The view of Denise Richards topless from the first season of her reality show Denise Richards: It's Complicated might be a tasty teaser of what's coming up from the sexy star.

After the threat of being under the axe was lifted, the show was renewed for a second season, but cancellation looms over Denise, and she fears what would become of her career if this were to happen.

In fact, she's reportedly so terrified at the thought, that a friend says she's willing to do anything to revive her career. Anything aside from having actual sex on screen!

According to TMZ:

For Denise Richards, it's more than complicated –- it's desperate.

A "longtime pal" tells the Chicago Sun-Times Denise is very worried about what's to become of her if/when her reality show gets the axe. "She's willing to do just about anything and take any role that's not pure porn," says the pal.

W-O-W. Although we'd miss seeing Denise on the small screen once a week, we'd gladly sacrifice that in favor of checking her out in a Peach video. Or Wild Things 3: Wilder Things.

Monster's Ball Brings More Boobs on Blu-Ray

Until now, if you wanted to get all of Halle Berry's outstanding nudity in Monster's Ball, you had to scrounge up the European version of the movie—or become a member of Mr Skin, of course.

But November 4th marked two milestones in black history: the election of the first African-American president of the United States, and the first time that Americans could find Halle Berry's extended Monster's Ball nude scenes at their local video retailer.

The film was released on Blu-ray last Tuesday, and to Mr Skin's delight, the disc contains Halle's uncut, un-freaking-believable sex scene with Billy Bob Thornton. So even if you've watched your old copy of Monster's Ball hundreds of times, make sure you catch the new high-def pics and vids that are new today at MrSkin.com. See if you can spot the differences. It'll be like playing a grown up version of the picture comparison in Highlights magazine.

And check back tomorrow for Blu-ray pics and vids from Wild Things.

There are certain things that I could watch growing up, the rest of television was labeled as “mindless drivel” by my Mother, of course looking back, pretty much all of it was.

Being stuck with shows like Dawson's Creek and 7th Heaven- I never had time to get into, much less appreciate, shows like Party of Five and My So-Called Life.

Never did I expect however that the girls of those shows would grow into women and actually do something other than grow up before my eyes...

Denise Richards Caught Topless, but the Funbags Are Fuzzy

Splash News has posted a photo of Denise Richards topless on the beach, but the final image seems to have been depleted of any visible signs of nipple.

Could it be that Charlie Sheen won those suckers in the ex-couple's recent spectacular divorce debacle?

Either way, click through for the parts of Denise Richards naked that she specifically scoured MrSkin.com to see on her E! series, It’s Complicated.